An animated Ashton Kutcher shares a new "Twitter killer" social network in this video from Popzilla. It's a new social network called Duck-Clown-Fern where you are only allowed to share images of a duck, a clown or a fern to explain how you are doing. If only social networks could be so simple.
Fox Anchor Tells Weatherman to Keep Having Sex With a Chicken
FOX5 WNYW anchor Ernie Anastos told the weatherman on to "keep f***ing that chicken" on the Sept. 16 2009 10 o'clock news program. Wonder what in the world he was actually trying to say?
MTV reports that comedian Dane Cook went there at the Teen Choice Awards and talked about the nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens that recently appeared on the Internet. He told Vanessa that she needs to keep her clothes on and that "phones are for phone calls."
"Before I do the Choice Hotties, can I just say what everybody in the room is thinking but nobody has said?" he announced to the audience, before scanning it to find "Bandslam" star Vanessa Hudgens, who was one of the nominees for Choice Hottie. Hudgens then half-heartedly raised her hand, looking like she knew or was fearing what was going to happen next.
"Girl, you gots to keep your clothes on! Phones are for phone calls, girl," he told the "High School Musical" star, who didn't seem very amused, judging by her reaction to his joke.
Without addressing it further, Cook then went into his presenting duties. Hudgens lost out on being one of the choice hotties of the night to Megan Fox and Robert Pattinson. When both Pattinson and Fox won, they thanked their fans for the honor.
The joke received some boos from the crowd. Here is a short clip of Dane Cook's joke:
William Shatner Reads Sarah Palin's Farewell Speech, Tweets as Poetry
William Shatner read Sarah Palin's farewell speech as poetry on Conan earlier this week. William Shatner also returned to read Sarah Palin's tweets are poetry.
Sadly for Microsoft this joke on Bing's behalf is pretty accurate. Microsoft's new search engine Bing has gotten good reviews but Google has such as a powerful brand.
Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing a song in response to a recent Pat Robertson quote that legalizing gay marriage could lead to legalizing sex with ducks.
The nation's girlfriends have unveiled a new economic plan called "Let's Move In Together." The nation's girlfriends say it could save the country billions of dollars.
Kristen Wiig is the clear leader in the total number of sketches by cast member in the 34th season. This chart is from Vulture. They also show the most frequently impersonated celebrities, which was led by Obama. The number of guest appearances in skits was Tina Fey, followed by Justin Timberlake.
